This is next on the menu

A guest photographer has joined our ranks.

http://darth-franny.deviantart.com/

We apologize for the extended hiatus during which our photographer was on leave for a personal project. Here’s Lyra and Bon Bon getting ready for a shoot. Bon Bon insisted on doing their make-up herself because Lyra’s skin is apparently too sensitive for our “chemical horrors”.

Rarity insisted on using a different color backdrop. So we paid homage to a fairly iconic image.

We present to you this month’s centrefold: Pinkamena Diane Pie

(The wonders of a few gallons of industrial strength mane gel)

Here’s miss Pie getting ready for a shoot. Our producers are still arguing whether she looks better with a straight mane or not.

Mrs. Cake decided to show the girls how it’s done. Frankly, we think she has a very convincing argument.

After being comically reprimanded for not properly capturing these curvaceous equines, our photographer has promised to improve, starting with Carrot Top consuming this huge… carrot.

Now here’s a pony we hadn’t expected to see. She came by personally to offer her thanks for the Princess Celestia interview we did last year in the Equestrian publication.

She’s not quite used to the staring yet.

After some mild persuasion Berry Punch was more than willing to join us for this shoot. While it may not be her favorite thing to drink, she couldn’t refuse a refreshing soak in some sparkling champagne.